Is this a solution to the problem of the square root of -1?

The square root of -1 = (Function of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle) 1. Yeah, ok, I'm just jerking your chain. I drive a dump truck for a living, and have a lot of spare time on my mind. But, really: once the Heisenberg kicks in on the sign, then the sign of the other number instantaneously becomes the opposite, does it not? Nobel Prize, anyone?